Un-Optimized Ineffeciencies
According to a distressing new study, internet surfing by employees costs American corporations $178 BILLION annually in lost productivity:
http://www.websense.com/global/en/PressRoom/PressReleases/PressReleaseDetail/?Release=050719976
This is particularly disturbing following a number of other recently published reports that have similarly calculated annual losses in productivity for American corporations on account of the following employee activities and issues:
- Writing personal emails: $92 billion
- Thinking unproductive thoughts: $232 billion
- Talking to people: $112 billion
- Establishing emotional connections with co-workers: $73 billion
- Wallowing in existential lonlieness following unsatifactory sexual intercourse: $82 billion
- Non-value added physical movements: $104 billion
- Laughing longer than necessary: $253 billion
- Brain cell depletion on account of the aging process: $204 billion
- Overzealous attention with regard to offspring: $201 billion
- Ambivilance toward human exisitence: $110 billion
http://www.websense.com/global/en/PressRoom/PressReleases/PressReleaseDetail/?Release=050719976
This is particularly disturbing following a number of other recently published reports that have similarly calculated annual losses in productivity for American corporations on account of the following employee activities and issues:
- Writing personal emails: $92 billion
- Thinking unproductive thoughts: $232 billion
- Talking to people: $112 billion
- Establishing emotional connections with co-workers: $73 billion
- Wallowing in existential lonlieness following unsatifactory sexual intercourse: $82 billion
- Non-value added physical movements: $104 billion
- Laughing longer than necessary: $253 billion
- Brain cell depletion on account of the aging process: $204 billion
- Overzealous attention with regard to offspring: $201 billion
- Ambivilance toward human exisitence: $110 billion
posted by David at 2:07 PM
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