What the F' Have You Done With Your Life?
Rare is the true friend that presents one with the full panoply of one's never-ending disgrace. It is more often that one must unwittingly discover for himself the cosmic inconsequence of one's unfortunate yearnings.
My rude awakening to the monumental insignificance of my artistic journey ocurred a few weeks ago when I checked the "site stats" section of my website. It was a high traffic day (10+ "hits"), so I thought I would review the stats page to get a flavor for the geographic locale of the world's literarti that were culling my treasure trove of articles, essays, rants, parodies, films, etc., contained in the site that represented the self-selected "Best-Of" of my life's artistic body of work.
Was my site being used for advanced degreee research papers at an obscure university in Leningrad?
In addition to the locus of these inquisitive minds, I was also curious about the search terms that led these scholars to tap into my profoundly unique and uniquely profound (yet undiscovered) take on post-modern life.
What exactly were these hungry minds looking for that they at last found when they were fortunate enough to discover my site?
I had to know.
Herewith is a sampling of the actual search terms that led the world's literary cognoscenti to the doorstep of my house of profound wisdom:
"Ashley Mary Kate Olson's Tits"
"porn comics"
"discreet fun in baltimore"
"llama incarceration"
"pictures of naked gay indians boys"
"amish gone wild"
"rubber band erection"
"women hockey players pose nude"
"feminist speeches scum"
"verbal, small penis humiliation classifieds"
"linda lavin's history"
"brandon's baked"
"Dennis Rodman's relationships"
"I've spent on women and booze"
"sexy hardbodies"
"www.fatherandsonsex.com"
"genetic abnormality supermodel"
"hollywood sextacular"
"fourteen year old hooker"
"cost accounting"
"jason osbourne male model granola"
"Where is the nearest dunkin donuts to st. johns"
"chicago albanian mafia"
"asshole obituary"
"booty patrol"
My rude awakening to the monumental insignificance of my artistic journey ocurred a few weeks ago when I checked the "site stats" section of my website. It was a high traffic day (10+ "hits"), so I thought I would review the stats page to get a flavor for the geographic locale of the world's literarti that were culling my treasure trove of articles, essays, rants, parodies, films, etc., contained in the site that represented the self-selected "Best-Of" of my life's artistic body of work.
Was my site being used for advanced degreee research papers at an obscure university in Leningrad?
In addition to the locus of these inquisitive minds, I was also curious about the search terms that led these scholars to tap into my profoundly unique and uniquely profound (yet undiscovered) take on post-modern life.
What exactly were these hungry minds looking for that they at last found when they were fortunate enough to discover my site?
I had to know.
Herewith is a sampling of the actual search terms that led the world's literary cognoscenti to the doorstep of my house of profound wisdom:
"Ashley Mary Kate Olson's Tits"
"porn comics"
"discreet fun in baltimore"
"llama incarceration"
"pictures of naked gay indians boys"
"amish gone wild"
"rubber band erection"
"women hockey players pose nude"
"feminist speeches scum"
"verbal, small penis humiliation classifieds"
"linda lavin's history"
"brandon's baked"
"Dennis Rodman's relationships"
"I've spent on women and booze"
"sexy hardbodies"
"www.fatherandsonsex.com"
"genetic abnormality supermodel"
"hollywood sextacular"
"fourteen year old hooker"
"cost accounting"
"jason osbourne male model granola"
"Where is the nearest dunkin donuts to st. johns"
"chicago albanian mafia"
"asshole obituary"
"booty patrol"
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